A plea

So Peter Andre and Jordan have finalised their acrimonious divorce today, after weeks and weeks of mudslinging. Every single detail of their split has been thrust upon us as these two don’t seem to know the meaning of the word ‘privacy’. In fact they are both so publicity-obsessed that they would turn up at the opening of a door.
Anyway now that their shambolic marriage is finally over, can both of them please disappear from the limelight for a little while? Only blondes named Sharon or Courtney are interested in the lives of these two non-entities. The vast majority of us couldn’t give a flying duck about either of them.... so please just go.