Twat alert

I read in the papers today that the plonker shown above (Peter Andre) is going to be on the ITV show “I’m a Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here” later this year.
I will openly admit that I enjoy watching this programme as it provides light entertainment and doesn’t require you to engage your brain, which is pretty ideal after a mind-numbing day at work.
Why, oh why does this publicity-seeking idiot have to feature on this show?? Watching him salivate over Katie Price 5 years ago was so cringeworthy and vomit-inducing... whatever nice bit of skirt the programme producers are going to bring in (and you just know that there is going to be at least one), you can bet your last penny that this self-obsessed plonker will be all over her like a rash.