The new season kicked off yesterday and these are the highlights as far as I’m concerned...
Marcus Bent made his debut for Sunderland. The same Marcus Bent that couldn’t score in a brothel whilst playing for Tottenham, took only five minutes (five) to open his account for the Black Cats.
David Moyes at Everton is looking for a new shoemaker on Merseyside after half of his Everton team were provided with concrete boots (rather than standard leather football boots) before their match with Arsenal. Whilst Lescott is trying to secure a move to multi-millionaire Man City, I have to assume that at least five of his current teammates are keen to impress Madame Tussauds.
Whilst we are on the subject of unusual football footwear, I can only think that both Andy Johnson and Ted Nugent wore moccasins during Pompey v Fulham, judging by the quality of their finishing. Don’t expect a call from Signor Capello anytime soon guys.
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